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Q: What platform does Oracle run best on?
A: Powerpoint.
(以前见过一个与此类似的版本：
Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on?
A. A 35 mm slide projector.
)
Q. How long does it take to tune an Oracle database?
A. Nobody knows, it's never been done
Q. How do you best tune an Oracle database?
A. rm -rf $ORACLE_HOME
执行力=流程+计划+组织
把理想变成计划，
把计划变成步骤，
把步骤变成行动，
把行动变成成果。
好語說盡人必易之。規矩行盡人必繁之。福若受盡緣必孤。勢若使盡禍必至。
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