1. Every man has a girl friend, and I have no exception.
(每个男人都会有女朋友,我也不例外.)
2. My girlfriend is tougher than other girlfriends.
(我的女朋友比一般女朋友厉害.)
3. I have to get up at 7 every morning to prepare breakfast for her.
(每天我都要七点起床,为她煮好早餐.)
4. And gently wake her up, making sure it is after her sweet dreams are finished.
(还要小心翼翼地叫她起床,确定她美梦完整地画上句号才能叫醒她.)
5. I see her off to work after a satiable breakfast.
(等她饱饱地吃完早餐还要安安全全地送她去上班)
6. Forced to recite the departure lines in front of a crowd

　 “Do you know how much I miss you?”

　　“How cold the world would be without you!”

　　“How slow time passes when you are not here!”
(被迫要在众人面前背诵那几句暂别前的台词:
"你知道我是多么牵挂你么?"
"没有你世界多么寒冷!"
"没有你时间是多么漫长!")
7. Chasing the bus for 15 minutes is also needed.
(无奈的是还要追她坐的车15分钟.)
8. Then I can pack up my stuff and get to work.
(之后才能收拾自己的东西上班.)
9. Perhaps now you see what I meant by “tough”

　　Am I a prat?

　　No!

　　I am a true man!!!
(大概你也了解到我的女朋友多霸道了吧?!
我"窝囊"?
才不是!
我是真正的男人!!!)
10. Each time I see a mad dog in the street, I’ll come up and kick it away.
(每次在街上遇见疯狗,我都会挺身而出,把疯狗赶跑)