FORTH
Foot in yourself shoot.
APL
You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day trying to figure out how to do it in fewer characters.
PASCAL
The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
UNIX
%ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
%rm * .o
rm:.o: No such file or directory
%ls
%
PROLOG
You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it but the syntax doesn't allow it to explain.
370 JCL
You send your foot down to the MIS department with a 4000 page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep fried with a bill for $375,000.00.
NEURAL NETWORKS
You train the network in how to shoot your foot, after which it generalizes and keeps trying to locate some guy named Connor on the net...
GENETIC ALGORITHMS
You create 10,000 strings describing the best way to shoot yourself in the foot. By the time the program produces the optimal solution, humans have evolved wings and the problem is moot.